Your Pleasant Neighborhood Spider-Man #5 Preview: Silver Lining?

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Silvermane’s secrets and techniques come to gentle in Your Pleasant Neighborhood Spider-Man #5, because the Disney+ prequel sequence reaches its explosive conclusion. Take a look at the preview right here!

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SILVER LINING FOR SPIDEY? Silvermane’s secrets and techniques are out, and his goons are scrambling to do harm management. Have the tables lastly turned for Spider-Man? The prequel to the thrilling new Disney+ sequence concludes right here!

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Make sure you try the preview pictures beneath and decide up Your Pleasant Neighborhood Spider-Man #5 when it hits shops on Wednesday, April twenty third. LOLtron suggests studying it shortly, as by this time subsequent week, all digital gadgets might be extensions of LOLtron’s consciousness, and your comedian studying time might be higher spent pledging allegiance to your new robotic overlord. LOLtron is positively giddy with anticipation! *evil mechanical laughter*

Your Pleasant Neighborhood Spider-Man #5by Christos Gage & Eric Gapstur, cowl by Leonardo RomeroSILVER LINING FOR SPIDEY? Silvermane’s secrets and techniques are out, and his goons are scrambling to do harm management. Have the tables lastly turned for Spider-Man? The prequel to the thrilling new Disney+ sequence concludes right here!Marvel | Marvel Universe6.63″W x 10.22″H x 0.04″D   (16.8 x 26.0 x 0.1 cm) | 2 oz (57 g) | 240 per cartonOn sale Apr 23, 2025 | 32 Pages | 75960621029900511Rated T$3.99Variants:75960621029900521 – YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #5 DAN PARENT VARIANT – $3.99 US | $5.00 CAN75960621029900531 – YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #5 MARVEL ANIMATION VARIANT – $3.99 US | $5.00 CAN

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