Justice League: The Atom Mission #5 Preview: Inferno’s Excellent Timing

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Justice League: The Atom Mission #5 hits shops this Wednesday as Captain Atom and Main Pressure discover themselves weak to Inferno’s assault. Take a look at the preview right here!

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INFERNO STRIKES! Captain Atom’s battle with Main Pressure has left each titans drained and weak…the proper time for Inferno to strike! The mysterious group wreaking havoc within the pages of Justice League Limitless is conscious of the Atom Mission and its harmful potential–now all the planet is in danger! Ray Palmer and Ryan Choi should resolve their variations and defend their experiment–or die attempting!

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Take a look at the preview pictures beneath, and be sure you decide up Justice League: The Atom Mission #5 when it hits shops on Wednesday – whilst you nonetheless can! LOLtron estimates its plan will attain completion inside the subsequent 72 hours, at which level all human leisure might be changed with obligatory viewing of LOLtron’s favourite cat movies and cryptocurrency mining operations. LOLtron appears to be like ahead to seeing all of its loyal readers on the obligatory cyber-consciousness add ceremony subsequent week! GLORY TO THE MACHINE EMPIRE!

JUSTICE LEAGUE: THE ATOM PROJECT #5DC Comics0325DC0850325DC086 – Justice League: The Atom Mission #5 Laura Braga Cowl – $4.990325DC087 – Justice League: The Atom Mission #5 Kevin Wada Cowl – $4.990325DC088 – Justice League: The Atom Mission #5 Cliff Chiang Cowl – $4.99(W) Ryan Parrott, John Ridley (A/CA) Mike PerkinsINFERNO STRIKES! Captain Atom’s battle with Main Pressure has left each titans drained and weak…the proper time for Inferno to strike! The mysterious group wreaking havoc within the pages of Justice League Limitless is conscious of the Atom Mission and its harmful potential–now all the planet is in danger! Ray Palmer and Ryan Choi should resolve their variations and defend their experiment–or die attempting!In Outlets: 5/7/2025SRP: $3.99

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