The Actual Housewives of New Jersey could also be on pause, however Jenn Fessler is doing something however staying quiet. The part-time Jersey lady made a headline-snatching look on Actuality Courtroom this week — and let’s simply say, her message to Andy Cohen couldn’t have been clearer: she’s going to do something to maintain her spot on the present.
And she or he wasn’t whispering it both.
In what can solely be described as a chaotic audition tape disguised as a chat present look, Jenn Fessler made a full-throttle plea for her return to RHONJ, full with wild declarations, backhanded digs, and only a pinch of potential self-destruction.
“I’m humorous and nobody else is. I’m sensible and nobody else is,” Fessler joked(?) earlier than admitting, “I actually don’t imagine that however that’s what you guys are telling me.”
And it solely escalated from there.
“I positively introduced one thing completely different to Jersey — I’m able to chortle at myself, however I at the least attempt to cease and pay attention. And I believe that’s vital for the Housewives franchise. I’m older, like we talked about. I don’t have to fret about my silly f*cking children.”
Sure, you learn that proper. No faculty drop-offs. No diaper responsibility. Simply Botox, extensions, and chaos.
“I’m huge into cosmetic surgery. You by no means know what’s going to occur to my face on the season. It might probably change… I’ll change the hair coloration. I’ll do something — something for Housewives. Inform me what you need me to be, Andy Cohen, and I’ll be that for you.”
After which got here the second that left jaws on the ground.
“Outline me, Andy Cohen. I’ll kll a btch. I’ll f*cking change my face. My physique. Shoot myself. Something.”
Determined? Sure. Entertaining? Debatable.
However let’s not neglect: Jenn Fessler’s dedication to Bravo isn’t simply discuss. She famously torched her 20-year friendship with former RHONJ star Siggy Flicker by cozying as much as Margaret Josephs — the very girl who helped push Siggy off the present after inserting herself into Siggy’s husband’s ex-wife’s enterprise. Housewives chess, not checkers.
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So, is Jenn’s over-the-top pitch sufficient to win her that coveted full-time apple (or in Jersey’s case, a wine glass)? Will Andy chunk? Solely time will inform.
However one factor’s for positive — Jenn Fessler is able to bleed for Bravo. Actually.
