Batman: Darkish Patterns #4 Preview: The Voice Desires Blood

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In Batman: Darkish Patterns #4, the Darkish Knight investigates a mysterious tower the place voices of the residing and useless echo, and a hostage state of affairs turns lethal.

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A NEW CASE KICKS OFF WITH A GRUESOME DISCOVERY! CASE 02: The Voice of the Tower, Half I There’s a unusual tower in Gotham Metropolis the place the voices of the residing and the useless echo. Its inhabitants are in a standoff with the police–with one officer useless and one other held hostage inside, a riot appears all however assured…except Batman can navigate the constructing and save the lacking police officer. However what the Caped Crusader discovers is that the individuals of the tower are following the path of a single, surprisingly acquainted voice that thrums all through the constructing…and the voice needs blood.

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BATMAN: DARK PATTERNS #4DC Comics0125DC2230125DC224 – Batman: Darkish Patterns #4 Stevan Subic Cowl – $5.99(W) Dan Watters (A/CA) Hayden ShermanA NEW CASE KICKS OFF WITH A GRUESOME DISCOVERY! CASE 02: The Voice of the Tower, Half I There’s a unusual tower in Gotham Metropolis the place the voices of the residing and the useless echo. Its inhabitants are in a standoff with the police–with one officer useless and one other held hostage inside, a riot appears all however assured…except Batman can navigate the constructing and save the lacking police officer. However what the Caped Crusader discovers is that the individuals of the tower are following the path of a single, surprisingly acquainted voice that thrums all through the constructing…and the voice needs blood.In Retailers: 3/12/2025SRP: $4.99

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