Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #7 Preview: Pizza or Pork Roll?

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Try Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #7 by Jason Aaron and Juan Ferreyra, the place our heroes in a half-shell are pressured to commerce the Large Apple for the Backyard State.

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New collection artist Juan Ferreyra joins author Jason Aaron to show the quantity as much as most with this explosive second arc of the all-new period of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!The household reunion hasn’t precisely gone as deliberate for the Turtles. Even when they may put their sibling feuds apart, there is no time for the brothers to rejoice. Hunted by a brand new Foot-enhanced police drive led by the relentless D.A. Hieronymus Hale, the Turtle brothers should endure their worst gut-punch but: New York Metropolis is not protected for the TMNT, forcing the mutant heroes to take drastic measures — relocating to the sewers of New Jersey!

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #7by Jason Aaron & Juan Ferreyra, cowl by Jorge FornésNew collection artist Juan Ferreyra joins author Jason Aaron to show the quantity as much as most with this explosive second arc of the all-new period of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!The household reunion hasn’t precisely gone as deliberate for the Turtles. Even when they may put their sibling feuds apart, there is no time for the brothers to rejoice. Hunted by a brand new Foot-enhanced police drive led by the relentless D.A. Hieronymus Hale, the Turtle brothers should endure their worst gut-punch but: New York Metropolis is not protected for the TMNT, forcing the mutant heroes to take drastic measures — relocating to the sewers of New Jersey!IDW Publishing6.65″W x 10.19″H x 0.06″D   (16.9 x 25.9 x 0.2 cm) | 2 oz (57 g) | 220 per cartonOn sale Feb 26, 2025 | 32 Pages | 82771403315100711Rated T$4.99Variants:82771403315100721 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #7 Variant B (Eastman) – $4.99 US | $6.99 CAN82771403315100731 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #7 Variant C (Ferreyra) – $4.99 US | $6.99 CAN82771403315100741 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #7 Variant RI (10) (Alpi) – $4.99 US | $6.99 CAN82771403315100751 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #7 Variant RI (25) (Rivas) – $4.99 US | $6.99 CAN82771403315100761 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #7 Variant RI (50) (Mahfood) – $4.99 US | $6.99 CAN82771403315100771 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #7 Variant D (Sejic) – $4.99 US | $6.99 CAN82771403315100781 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #7 Variant E (Randolph) – $4.99 US | $6.99 CAN

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