Black Masks Exams Bruce’s Breaking Level

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Take a look at the preview for Absolute Batman #5 as Bruce Wayne faces a devastating alternative: give up to Black Masks’s calls for or watch his associates undergo the results.

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WILL THE PARTY END HERE FOR ABSOLUTE BATMAN? Together with his associates lives at stake, will a damaged, crushed, and finally defeated Bruce Wayne lastly compromise and quit each himself and his morals to Black Masks? Or does he have one thing even BIGGER than himself to assist? And what does this need to do with Mayor James Gordon and his relationship with a younger Bruce Wayne? All this and extra within the penultimate difficulty to the primary arc of ABSOLUTE BATMAN!

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